Warning kids: BIT’O’SMUT
"We on this then?" Chop asked, eyes wide, standing on his usual imaginary stage in front of the gang’s table in the pub.
"I am!" Izzy beamed, Chop giving her a grin and throwing her a "That’s m’girl!" before scurrying over to peck her. He looked at the rest of his friends afterwards, taking a seat to hear the other verdicts.
"I suppose I’m free. It’s this Friday night, yeah?" Archie asked, pushing his glasses further up the bridge of his nose.
"Yes indeedio! How about you Raemundo? You game?"
"I dunno…last time I went to the carnival I got food poisoning after eating a dodgy hot dog." she said with a grimace, Archie and Chop laughing as Izzy gave her a sympathetic look.
"Don’t eat the hot dogs then." Finn said from beside her, Rae turning to him with a withering look.
"Thanks Sherlock. I’ll keep that in mind." she drawled, Finn smirking down at his pint.
"Wait a minute…didn’t we go to the carnival together last time?" Chloe asked Rae.
"Yeah, but you were off snogging Reggie Clayton on the ferris wheel whilst I was blowing chunks behind the Walzers." she responded, Chloe gazing off into space, her expression softening as she remembered.
"Oh yeah. He was so fit." she sighed, Rae rolling her eyes. Classic Chloe.
"C’mon Rae! I’m sure the food’ll be better this time!" Izzy persuaded, Rae turning to Finn.
"You going?" she asked, Finn giving her a nod.
"Chlo?" Rae checked, Chloe visibly surprised that she was a factor in her decision.
"Er, yeah! Why not. Although it’s a bit depressing going when you’re single. I mean - who’ll go in the Tunnel of Love with me?" she moaned, glancing at Archie who tensed before sharing a concerned look with Rae, who fought the urge to laugh.
"I’m sure you’ll find someone Chloe. You’ve got a few days." Rae reasoned.
"Suppose." Chloe said before taking a sip of her alco pop.
"That’s settled then! We’ll meet here for a bevy at 6 before heading down there." Chop declared, rubbing his hands together, mission accomplished.
When the night arrived, Chloe hadn’t managed to find anyone to go with, a fact Archie was more concerned about than she was.
"If only you weren’t with Finn. You could pretend to be my girlfriend then, keep her at bay!" Archie moaned when they were alone at the bar, Rae chuckling.
"What makes you think I’d be your patsy even if I was single?" she teased in mock offence.
"Because you love me and you think I’m cute." he responded with a sweet smile, Rae shaking her head with an amused smirk. "Twat." she said under her breath, Archie laughing as they both rejoined their friends.
After a few drinks, they set off, all chatting in the evening light as they walked to the field, the lights of the carnival visible from a mile off.
They all got stuck in once they’d entered the grounds, Chop immediately running towards the Strongman Striker, eager to impress Izzy with his skill. They all had a go, Chop annoyed that Finn got the weight up further than he did, before both boys became collectively shocked (and oddly turned on, in Finn’s case) when Rae got it higher than both of them.
"Who’s the Daddy?" she called out, Izzy and Archie clapping in delight as Chop and Finn looked at her warily. Rae leapt into a victory dance, making her friends all laugh, including the emasculated boys in question. Finn wasn’t having any of it, pulling off his t-shirt and taking the hammer from his now silently transfixed girlfriend before handing her the shirt, making a spectacle of flexing his muscles before he brought the hammer down, the ring of the bell a good metaphor for the female orgasm.
"You ain’t having this back." Rae teased as he approached her smugly, her face falling as she cought a few girls eyeing him up hungrily as they walked past.
"Second thoughts…" she countered with a sigh, chucking him the shirt.
They all moved onto the other carnival games soon after, pacing themselves before going on the big rides. Chop won Izzy a toy Bag Puss on the Space Shooter, the red head kissing him adoringly in thanks. The cute boy at the stand began flirting with Chloe, Rae catching him as he told her his shift would be over in a couple of hours. Chloe threw a wink at Rae after their exchange, seemingly finding an ideal candidate for her Tunnel of Love companion. Rae could practically feel Archie’s immense relief pulse off him.
When the gang arrived at the Waltzers, Finn began teasing Rae immediately.
"Where abouts were ya sick then, Rae?" he grinned, the gang laughing as she pinched his arm. He jerked away with a laugh.
"You’ve not eaten any gone off hot dogs today, have ya?" Archie joined with a chuckle of his own.
"Yeah, Raemundo’s had her fill of dodgy sausage, ay Finn?" Chop quipped. The gang all exploded into peels of laughter, Rae blushing.
"There ain’t nothing dodgy about my sausage, alright?" Finn threw back, the girls gasping in unison before Rae shielded her face with an embarrassed "Oh my god." Chop and Archie were almost doubled over.
The gang continued to make the rounds, stumbling dizzily from the Walzers to the Energizer, their screams echoing into the night. The boys had a field day in the Haunted House, all conspiring to scare the girls, Finn and Chop already knowing the place inside out from when they were kids. It was all fun and games before Chop startled Chloe so bad she instinctively shoved him away, making him break clean through the plywood coffin behind him. They were subsequently chucked off, Chop nursing a throbbing arm as the rest of the gang, all except the still thoroughly not amused Chloe, laughed their heads off.
They all headed to the ferris wheel, Archie jumping into Rae’s compartment quickly so he wasn’t left alone with Chloe, who he still didn’t trust despite her already making alternative arrangements. He threw an irked Finn an apologetic look, Izzy pulling Finn away before he could protest. “C’mon Finn! You can share w’me.” she beamed, Finn smiling despite himself. Rae grinned at the pair of them, Chop and Chloe getting into the compartment below Finn and Izzy.
Rae linked her arm around Archie’s, the pair chatting and looking up at the stars. They wondered if Chop and Chloe had made their peace, their theory proved right as they heard Chloe’s laugh echo around them.
"Nobody can stay mad at Chopper for long." Rae pointed out, Archie nodding in agreement.
After they all disembarked, they decided it was time to go on the most exciting ride of the lot. They all queued up for the big dipper, Chop’s arms draped over Izzy’s shoulders as she chatted to Rae and Chloe, Chop talking to Finn and Archie over her head. Chop was momentarily distracted by somebody at the front of the queue.
"Ere, Finn…ain’t that Shelly Parker?" Chop asked, jerking his head forward. Finn looked behind him at the familiar face standing by the ride entrance before turning back, eyeing Rae awkwardly before facing Chop once again.
"Yeah. Guess she works here." he mumbled, Rae looking at him curiously.
"Who’s Shelly Parker, then?" she asked, trying to sound playful but not quite hitting it. Her voice quivered as she asked it, but she fought hard to keep her cool.
"Finn went out with her couple’a’years back." Chop responded, Finn glaring at him as Rae looked at the floor with a quiet "Oh." Chop met Finn’s icy stare before trying to back track.
"Only for a few months, mind! Wasn’t even that serious. She were crap in the sack, weren’t she Finn?"
"Oi!" Izzy scolded, elbowing him in the ribs, saving Finn the job of smacking him one. Rae tried to keep smiling but struggled, glancing behind her at Finn’s ex, not being able to help herself. She was blonde and skinny, had a Zoe Ball vibe about her, Rae thought. Finn shifted closer to Rae instinctively, his grip on her hand tightening before he met her gaze. She came to herself a bit then, her last attempt to smile a success as they shared a silent exchange. The queue shifted forward and Rae couldn’t help but feel her chest tightening further and further in anxiety as the proximity to Shelly shortened. It was too late to leave, the gang already slap bang in the middle of the queue. She distracted herself by talking to Archie, Finn listening in as Chop continued to rub his ribs sheepishly.
When it was their turn to get on, Rae’s hope that Shelly wouldn’t spot Finn turned out to be in vain. She stepped out in front of the couple, giving Finn a flirtatious hello before looking down at Rae and Finn’s joined hands, her brow furrowing briefly before she returned her sultry gaze to Finn, who mumbled out an “Alright.” moving to lead Rae to the seats.
"I’m afraid she can’t get on." Shelly said bluntly, staying Finn’s shoulder before jerking her head towards Rae.
Finn eyed her incredulously before throwing her a baffled: “Y’what?”
"She won’t fit I’m afraid." she continued, before throwing Rae a thoroughly insincere "Sorry."
Rae wasn’t in the mood for a confrontation, so she moved to let go of Finn’s hand, not wishing to drag out the spectacle for any longer than needed. She mainly just wanted to get away from Finn’s ex girlfriend, as she had done ever since she was first spotted. Finn was having none of it, pulling Rae back towards him, still looking at Shelly with a frown, Chloe, Izzy, Chop and Archie watching the confrontation from the seats.
“She has a name, actually. It’s Rae.” Chloe shouted over, Rae appreciating the gesture but throwing Chloe a silent “Leave it.” across the space between them before turning back to Finn, who gave Chloe an encouraging nod. Rae felt her face burn in embarrassment, wanting the hellish exchange to be over.
"Look, it’s alright Finn…you go on. I’ll wait out the fron-"
"No, Rae! This is bullshit." he declared, Shelly suppressing a smirk as Finn returned his angry glare to her.
"Don’t blame me! It’s not my fault that the ride wasn’t built for girls with a…fuller figure." Shelly said, giving Rae a patronising once over, Rae raising her eyebrow and putting her hand on her hip, Finn’s reluctance to let her go leaving her with no other option but to give as good as she got.
Finn suddenly adopted a condescending demeanour of his own, raising his eyebrows and speaking slowly, as if talking to an imbecile:
"I think you’ll find my girlfriend can fit on there, actually. Shall we go over there and see?"
He gave Shelly a sarcastic smile before leading Rae to the seats with a purpose, Rae saying his name under her breath en route.
"Trust me Rae." he assured quietly, Rae sitting down on a seat next to Chloe and preparing to suck in. She was thoroughly surprised and relieved to find the bar fixed over her with ease, Finn looking back at Shelly.
"Well would you look at that! You should really check your facts, Shell. Get your eyes tested while you’re at it, yeah?" he called over as he sat himself down, the rest of the gang laughing as Shelly’s haughty expression faltered, her eyes scanning over the gang before she returned her attention to the queue.
Rae felt a rush of affection expand in her chest, her friends’ support warming her. She resisted the urge to thank them, knowing there was none needed.
"Christ…talk about a gamble. How much of a knob would you have looked if I didn’t fit?" Rae said, leaning forward to look Finn in the eye. Finn rolled his eyes with a sigh, leaning forward himself.
"Look, I worked a summer at Drayton Manor when I were 15. I know who can fit in what. She was just being an awkward cow. Thank fuck I dumped her s’all I can say." Finn said as he settled back into his seat, Rae smirking to herself.
The ride set off soon after, the gang screaming in delight with the others as they plunged down, their arms in the air. After they disembarked, Finn pulled a grinning Rae towards him for a kiss, her hair all over the place. Rae wondered if he knew Shelly was eyeing them moodily as he did so, but as he didn’t so much as glance in her direction as he lead Rae away, she came to the conclusion that he didn’t.
They six of them went for some food afterwards, finding a spot on the grass to sit and eat after queuing for burgers, figuring it was now safe to do so after they’d been on all the fast rides. Rae sniffed her burger suspiciously.
"It’s fine, Rae. I saw him cook it myself - nothing wrong with it." Finn assured, Rae still not looking completely convinced as she took a bite. Her expression softened. It seemed sound enough.
The boy from Space Shooter found them after a while, Chloe glad she’d finished her burger, not wanting any potential snog to witness her eat a hunk of cow smothered in ketchup. He sat and chatted with them for a bit before Chloe moved to head off with him, telling her friends she’d see them later.
"Have I got any ketchup on my face?" she whispered to Rae subtly before she stood, Rae shaking her head quickly.
"Right, are you going to take me on the Tunnel of Love or what?" Izzy asked Chop as Chloe and Space Shooter boy walked off, Izzy squeezing his arm in both of hers, making him wince. She jerked away, apologising before kissing his bicep.
"You’re such a pussy." Finn jibed, shaking his head.
"Yeah well, this pussy’s about to take his girl on the Tunnel of Love, so I’ll see you wankers later." Chop signed off, aiming a kick at Finn before pulling Izzy away by the hand, Izzy seemingly too lost in excitement to bother saying goodbye.
Rae and Finn chatted with Archie for a while longer before he made to go home.
"Gotta get up early for a revision group. Just as well, because I certainly am not getting laid tonight." he sighed, dejected. The couple said their goodbyes, Archie kissing Rae on the cheek. Finn suppressed a snarl, old habits dying hard despite his trust in Rae being firmly in tact after nearly 9 months of dating her.
He decided to buy some candy floss for them to share, the pair moving to a nearby bench, watching the goings on and taking the piss. The night was drawing to a close, which they could tell from the thinned out crowds, a few rides still and dark. Rae noticed Finn eye her intently after a while, Rae meeting his probing gaze uncomfortably.
"What?" she asked. Finn glanced at her cheek.
"You’ve got some sugar on your cheek." he informed, leaning forward as he said so and enveloping the sweetened skin between his lips, Rae giggling as Finn pulled back.
"Don’t anymore." he joined, Rae looking at her knees coyly before meeting his eyes, Finn smiling at her. He moved to stand, taking Rae’s hand in his once more. He threw the candy floss stick in the bin as he walked the route Rae was familiar with, only the last time she’d walked it she was clutching her stomach, her mouth filling with bile and digested sausage.
Finn’s hand was sticky in hers, a few wisps of pink caught on his shirt. The Tunnel of Love came into view, and Rae couldn’t help but grin in amusement as Finn walked towards it, throwing her a smirk over his shoulder.
"You’re never gonna live this down, y’know." Rae quipped as they passed the very tired looking ticket man, Finn wrapping his arm around Rae immediately after they sat down in the gaudily decorated carriage.
"Are those spunk stains?" Rae exclaimed, pointing at the fabric of the hot pink seat they were sitting on.
"You really know how to get a bloke in the mood, don’t ya." Finn teased through chuckles, the couple plunging into darkness as they creaked into the tunnel. He was about to eat his sarcastic slight, because after a few moments, Rae lifted his hand to her lips, slowly licking the sticky sugar from each of his fingers before taking his index finger into her mouth, sucking on it as Finn’s breath became shallow, the pink lights around them blurring.
"Fuck…" he whispered, gulping. He could see Rae’s eyes meet his, not waiting much longer before kissing her hard, any thoughts of it being a playful, light hearted grope long forgotten. His minx of a girlfriend had seen to that.
"How long does the ride last for?" Rae whispered against his lips after pulling away with a slurp .
"Not long enough." Finn grunted out before resuming the make out session, a small moan from Rae vibrating against his lips, driving him insane. She pulled him closer, gripping the fabric of his t-shirt as he groped a boob with one hand, his arm still wrapped tightly around her shoulders. The carriage creaked as Finn leaned Rae further over, running away with his enthusiasm. He thought he might end up swallowing her face whole, his jaws aching sweetly, her tongue caressing his. The unwelcome feeling of the night air hitting them came all too soon, and Finn reluctantly pulled away, flustered and hard. It was Rae’s turn to lead him, the pair stepping out of the carriage before she pulled Finn towards the now closed down Haunted House. Stepping behind it, the pair checked the coast was clear before kissing once again, Finn moving his lips downwards to suck on Rae’s neck, Rae undoing his belt and unzipping his jeans. She knelt on the grass, pulling down his jeans so they were pooled around his ankles. She took him into her mouth soon after, Finn grunting and plunging his hands into her hair, holding her head as it bobbed slowly. He closed his eyes tight, a shaky breath leaving him before he bit down on his bottom lip. Rae held his thighs firmly as she took more and more of him into her mouth with every dip of her head, moving back from time to time to lap her tongue against his tip, Finn beginning to moan with increasing desperation. He ran his hands through her hair, the feel of the soft strands under his fingers coupled with the sensation Rae’s mouth around him ensuring all cognitive thought was lost. His whole body shuddered as he hit the back of her throat, Rae humming as she pulled back, making him hiss through his teeth before cursing. Rae gently stroked the skin of his calves, the trail she left burning him as his muscles tensed, knowing he wouldn’t be able to last much longer.
"Rae…Rae…I’m gonna…" he warned through his panting, his eyes still closed. He gripped Rae’s hair tight as she moved back slightly, Finn trying his best to stifle his groaning as he came, almost losing his footing as his whole body shook under the force of it. He held onto the frame of the Haunted House behind them to steady himself, breathing hard as Rae knelt back, wiping her mouth as she swallowed.
She stood, looking around her once more before checking around the corner as Finn gingerly pulled his jeans up, still vibrating. She moved back towards him, Finn still looking quite dazed. She gathered the fabric of his t-shirt in her hand, gently shaking it with an amused “Earth to Finn.” Finn meeting her eyes before huffing out a fatigued chuckle. As they emerged from behind the ride, they both tensed as they heard somebody let out a long wolf whistle nearby, both turning to see two men having a smoke, sitting on the front step of the Haunted House.
"Oh Christ." Rae exclaimed, sharing a mortified look with Finn.
"…and on that note, let’s go home, shall we?" she said, Finn nodding quickly.
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